๐Ÿ’ฐ
THE FUNDER
2026 NFL Season-Long Group Card ยท 24 bets ยท three per division
Locked before Week 1 ยท Settles end of regular season
21
Total Bets
8
Divisions
11
Plus Money
45%
Avg Implied
11 plus-money legs ยท 10 laying juice ยท longest price on the board is +900. Every leg is a straight bet โ€” no parlay correlation.

AFC East

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
1Dolphins UNDER 3.5 wins+11546.5%โ€”
2Bills OVER 10.5 wins-12555.6%โ€”
3Stevenson OVER 675.5 rush yds-11453.3%โ€”

AFC North

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
4Joe Burrow most passing yards in NFL+55015.4%โ€”
5Bengals highest scoring team in NFL+90010.0%โ€”
6Browns UNDER 5.5 wins-11052.4%โ€”

AFC South

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
7Tuten OVER 725.5 rush yds-11453.3%โ€”
8J. Taylor 15+ rush TDs+19034.5%โ€”
9HOU / JAX top two in division (any order)+17037.0%โ€”

AFC West

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
10Nik Bonitto OVER 11.75 sacks-13056.5%โ€”
11Bowers / Crosby 20+ combined TDs + sacks
Never got down โ€” market was gone by the time we went to place it. Kept for the record, excluded from all stats.
+13043.5%โ€”
12Walker OVER 7.5 rush TDs-13056.5%โ€”

NFC East

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
13Lamb / Williams combine for 2,500+ yds
Researched but never ticketed โ€” no slip on DK or FD
+13542.6%โ€”
14Commanders OVER 7.5 wins+10548.8%โ€”
15Any NFL player 400+ receiving yds through Week 3+14540.8%โ€”

NFC North

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
16Bears UNDER 8.5 wins+13542.6%โ€”
17C. Watson OVER 825.5 rcv yds-11453.3%โ€”
18Montez Sweat 8+ sacks-13056.5%โ€”

NFC South

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
19Buccaneers to win the division+17536.4%โ€”
20Panthers OVER 7.5 wins+13542.6%โ€”
21Rueben Bain OVER 6.25 sacks-10851.9%โ€”

NFC West

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
22Je. Love OVER 775.5 rush yds-11453.3%โ€”
23Mike Evans OVER 6.5 rcv TDs+10449.0%โ€”
24Kyren Williams OVER 9.5 rush TDs
Researched but never ticketed โ€” no slip on DK or FD
-12555.6%โ€”
ROUND 2
13 bets added after the original card locked ยท 10 priced ยท 3 legs of a larger ticket

AFC East

1 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
27Malik Willis most QB rush yards
Willis is on Miami โ€” the bet is league-wide, so the division slot is cosmetic
+50016.7%โ€”

NFC North

2 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
25Jordan Love OVER 26.5 pass TD-10851.9%โ€”
26Jahmyr Gibbs OVER 11.5 rush TD
Researched but never ticketed โ€” no slip on DK or FD
-16662.4%โ€”

NFC South

2 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
28Falcons UNDER 5.5 wins+19034.5%โ€”
29Buccaneers to finish 4th in the NFC South
The card previously had this as "4th seed in the NFC playoffs" at +400 โ€” the slip is a last-place fade
+45018.2%โ€”

NFC West

3 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
30Rams UNDER 10.5 wins+21032.3%โ€”
31Cardinals start 0-5+17536.4%โœ—
32Puka Nacua UNDER 1325.5 rcv yds-11453.3%โ€”

Cross-Division

6 bets
#BetOddsImpliedHit?
33Dolphins and Falcons both finish 4th+33922.8%โ€”
34Sal Special โ€” division win comparisons+16038.5%โ€”
35โ†ณ leg: NFC West wins > NFC South winslegโ€”โ€”
36โ†ณ leg: AFC West wins > AFC North winslegโ€”โ€”
37โ†ณ leg: NFC North wins > AFC East winslegโ€”โ€”
43Sal Special โ€” Rams win NFC West + Chargers make playoffs
Ringer regular season special, $10 ticket โ€” its own bet, unrelated to the Cardinals 0-5 card at #31
+80011.1%โ€”
ROUND 3
7 award and league-special tickets ยท added in the Sep 14 slip reconciliation
#BetBookOddsImpliedHit?
38Rueben Bain Jr. โ€” Defensive Rookie of the YearDK+45018.2%โ€”
39Patrick Mahomes โ€” Comeback Player of the YearDK+18535.1%โ€”
40Malik Nabers โ€” Comeback Player of the YearDK+14006.7%โ€”
41Longest field goal made OVER 67.5 ydsDK-16562.3%โ€”
42Longest TD from scrimmage OVER 95.5 ydsDK-10551.2%โ€”
44Rams to win Super Bowl LXIFD+75011.8%โ€”
45Packers to miss the NFC playoffsFD+15040.0%โ€”

๐Ÿ“ˆ LONGEST PRICES ON THE CARD

Bengals highest scoring team in NFL
AFC North
+900
10.0% implied
Joe Burrow most passing yards in NFL
AFC North
+550
15.4% implied
J. Taylor 15+ rush TDs
AFC South
+190
34.5% implied
Buccaneers to win the division
NFC South
+175
36.4% implied
HOU / JAX top two in division (any order)
AFC South
+170
37.0% implied

The Bengals/Burrow pair is the whole ceiling of this card โ€” everything else is grind. Those two are priced under 12% to hit; the other 22 legs are near-coinflips by design.

๐Ÿ“‹ HOW THE FUNDER WORKS

  • โ€ข 24 bets, flat across the board โ€” three per division, eight divisions, equal weight on every leg.
  • โ€ข Everything is a straight bet. No parlays, no correlation risk. Each leg settles on its own.
  • โ€ข Nothing resolves early. Win-total and player-prop legs settle after Week 18.
  • โ€ข The long shots carry it. Bengals +900 and Burrow +750 are where the upside lives.
  • โ€ข Contributions are private. Who's in stays off this page.